“Gangster’s Paradise” is my karaoke song, but mostly I sing it to myself. I have a moderate obsession with Johnny Depp, and a more serious one with Mexican food. My favorite art is crosshatched and my favorite ink bleeds through the page. I am a stand-up comedian but I prefer to sit Indian-style on floors. For fun, I play rugby and in jam sessions I play a mean air-keyboard. Most importantly, I am not fancy... but I do own a tuxedo t-shirt.